(Some of these may double as gifts for the main characterвЂ™s girlfriend.) Dead Rising 3 (2013) has a leaf blower that shoots zombie-killing purple vibrators like a T-shirt gun. In Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, released in 2004, players could wield a dildo affixed to a chainsaw, a floppy purple dildo club, or a phallic vibrator weapon.

ItвЂ™s in keeping with this tradition that Cyberpunk 2077 would transform dildos from masturbatory devices into weaponry, as a way of neutralizing the dildoвЂ™s threat to masculinity and turning fear of replacement into power.Д¬yberpunk 2077 isnвЂ™t even the first game to make this symbolic gesture. She rhapsodizes about the toyвЂ™s superiority to a penis-it always stays hard, and wonвЂ™t get her pregnant. In the 16th-century poem вЂњThe Choosing of Valentines, or The Merie Ballad of Nashe His Dildo,вЂќ Thomas Nashe tells a story of a sex worker so unsatisfied by her lover that she turns to a dildo instead. In AristophanesвЂ™ Lysistrata, from around 411 BCE, women go on a sex strike to encourage their husbands to end the Peloponnesian War-and some of the women get dildos as replacements. In fact, as I wrote in my book Buzz: A Stimulating History of the Sex Toy, for more than a millennium, when dildos appeared in stories-whether told through poems, plays, or another medium-they often served to illustrate a common fear: that sex toys would replace men and topple society. A world like this would be too threatening to gender roles. Notably, the future is never portrayed as a technological utopia world brimming with sexually fulfilled women vibrating themselves to orgasm.

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